1. elliehawking:

    when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information

    (via drunkenkeith)

     
  2. nextlevelgoogly:

    poolfullofjello:

    i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

    i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

    Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

    How do white people survive?

    Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

    (via drunkenkeith)

     
  3. untrustyou:

    Anna Ladd

    Things I Told the Internet, But Didn’t Tell My Mom

    (via annalevys)

     

  4. queen-of-love-and-beauty:

    "I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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    "open books not legs"

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    "why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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    "As always, late with Starbucks"

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    "modest is hottest"

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    "I’m not like those girls”

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    (via housetohalf)

     
  5. notintolerablystupid:

    India. Photographs by Andrew Jacona.

    (Source: handsom-store.com, via vincecarters)

     
  6. spaceexp:

    15 image panorama of the Milky Way in Maui

    Source: P-Helen (reddit)

    (via housetohalf)

     
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  8. "I think I’m falling in love with you, and I don’t quite like it."
    — Suspicion. Dir. Alfred Hithcock.  (via wordsnquotes)

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  9. "There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you."
    — Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings (via wordsnquotes)

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  10. "Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too."
    — Lemony Snicket, Horseradish. (via wordsnquotes)

    (Source: wordsnquotes, via wordsnquotes)

    Tagged #words